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Vampires? ...that sparkle?

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I think Dracula would be so pissed, I'm sure Edward would be dead...
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUN! They melt or burn or fry! ...damn it!
They do not LOVE, they lust.
They do not hunt animals, they eat HUMANS!
Yeah, sure, Edward cares for Bella, but HE WOULD STILL ATTACK HER!
Reading Vampire Hunter D has made me see how vampires SHOULD be.
They are EVIL and LUSTFUL! Not soft and "hold on spider monkey."
and to the lil fan girls that are going to bite my head off, yes I read Twilight. It was the biggest waste of my life...EVER!

Dracula (C) Bram Stoker
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Mirria1's avatar
I like good ol Dracula. I also enjoy Vampire Hunter D, HellSing and Vampire Knight. (I really like Matsuri Hino's take on vampires.)