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Vampires? ...that sparkle? by zippythewolf Vampires? ...that sparkle? by zippythewolf
I think Dracula would be so pissed, I'm sure Edward would be dead...
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUN! They melt or burn or fry! ...damn it!
They do not LOVE, they lust.
They do not hunt animals, they eat HUMANS!
Yeah, sure, Edward cares for Bella, but HE WOULD STILL ATTACK HER!
Reading Vampire Hunter D has made me see how vampires SHOULD be.
They are EVIL and LUSTFUL! Not soft and "hold on spider monkey."
and to the lil fan girls that are going to bite my head off, yes I read Twilight. It was the biggest waste of my life...EVER!

Dracula (C) Bram Stoker
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:icondvartgal13:
DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
Dracula : "VAHT ZE FUCK ?!"
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:iconmenslady125:
menslady125 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
:lol:
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:nod: Yesh, I believe soo.
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:iconvampica:
Vampica Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Vampires don't SPARKLE!!!!!
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MMHinman Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
<font><font class="">THANK YOU!! the whole twilight didn't make any sense to how they made Vampires really to be- it was not very CLOSE to how TRUE vampires are supposed to be>0< finally someone in this world understands..</font></font>
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:iconshadowbrony:
ShadowBrony Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
If you want to go complete old school, vampires have blood shot eyes and rotting flesh.
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very good point
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Kurausu101 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
I agree. I freaking hate twilight. And I consider Edward Cullens a fairy rather than a flipping vampire. You made a point, nice job on the stamp. :)
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tonyXpep Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No one truly appreciates how REAL vampires are like like they DO NOT SPARKLE!, thank you good sir for posting this. :)
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Supernaturalhunter67 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow finally someone understands the true meaning of VAMPIRE. Thank you
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^w^ you're welcome.
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MetalShadowOverlord Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012
w00t! Bela Lugosi FTW!
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:iconamia1998:
Amia1998 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
i know right
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Daniel-SG Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like these vampires. :iconnosferatu-plz:

Walking corpses, embodiments of evil. They were cool then.
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aaaaagreed.
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anakalivas Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012   General Artist
haha,awesome!!!! XD
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)
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Juro89 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
:iconfuckingkiddingmeplz: yeah, Bela, I agree with you...

Once I tried watching the Twilight movie, was aired on tv, and so... at half of the film (yes, I endured so long) I turned off the TV, feeling my brain almost dried. The hay, after almost an hour, all what they did were some crappy bullshits, the actors (?) never changed their expressions, plot zero. What the fuck was that??
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Decuss Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
I love this stamp it's so funny! I agree with you 100%
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ShadowPhoenix16 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd love to see Dracula weak havoc on all the Twilight characters..

That would be awesome XD

Nice stamp, I love it. >v<
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:iconkhwhitelion:
KHwhitelion Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
Oh Dracula...just kill that petty excuse for a creature of the night and do us all afavor, would ya?
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think The Count could kill Edward.
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:iconkhwhitelion:
KHwhitelion Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
oh he definitly could
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CyberLume Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
I normally stay out of the anti/pro Twilight battle, but this stamp was too silly to just pass by (in a good way). XD
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :)
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Refugeewolf Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
actully vampire do not burn up in sunlight. it was made up for the vampire movie nosferatu. which makes the orignial dracula a real vampire. i'm sorry if it seems like i'm trolling but if there is a point to be made its that vampire still don't sparkle
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did not know that. I don't think it's trolling at all :) Just a piece of knowledge I didn't know.
However vampires should never sparkle.
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Refugeewolf Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
for sure
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BrokenNexava Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
i <3 you lol
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O.o thank...you?
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BrokenNexava Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
yes... lol you made me and my roomie laugh with your little rant. it was good.
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SolarSpell Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i wont bite your head off. ill bite and glitter <3 twilight fan had to laugh at this . some of us have humour and arent crazy dont worry . faving for giggles XD
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Dusterboy Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
Actually, according to mythology, "real" vampires don't fear the sun. That was an invention of FW Murnau for his film "Nosferatu" back in 1922. Nor are they "evil", instead not giving two hoots (or even one hoot) about human morality. I agree with the rest of it, though. . . The most Bella would be to Edward is a pet, or maybe a favoured milch cow.
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zippythewolf Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD MILCH COW!
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pyradragon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010
I bet Edward is only with Bella for her period.In other words Edward is dating crack.
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD That is funny.
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dark-kurst1992 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010
hahahahaha!!!!!
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:iconkikitosan:
KikitoSan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
He looks so dissapointed :iconsobplz:
Why did Stephenie Meyer had to be an imagination-cripple?!
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol thats the funniest comment that I've ever read!
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:iconkikitosan:
KikitoSan Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
and this is the funniest stamp I've ever seen!
Thank you! XD
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Savvychou69 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
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HPTdesigns Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2009
Lol that's funny :D
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Bat-Snake Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Bela Lugosi and Ed Wood :(
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werecoon Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
omg thats what i said when i herd about that book!
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In the book they decribe him as glistening, not sparkling. In the movie he sparkled... I was just like, HAS HE BEEN TO A GAY RAVE?!
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werecoon Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
lol!
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:iconbunnyvirus:
BunnyVirus Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love you 0_0 (not in that way)
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL, i love you tooo =3
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LadyRosefire Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
Dracula would've ripped the Cullens' heads off. Pillows and sparkles and pianos, my foot. Vincent Price knew how to do it right!
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:iconzippythewolf:
zippythewolf Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dang straight!
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